The Vault,
Wine Cellar and Jacuzzi

Last prised open some time last year,
when assorted pictures, wrapped in a special protective,
but nevertheless guite decorative, bin-liners from Tesco's were dropped in, fairly casually.

Due to the dampness, Old Motherboard recommends that, here in the bowels of Tranquillity Haven, swimwear is worn. Patrons wishing to relax in the flooded area under the Lottery Funding Wanted Wing will be provided with complimentary towel and straw. Using the latter, a therapeutic jacuzzi effect can be virtually simulated.

Those who have come down here wishing to view stored pictures can see these laid out in the distance. By selecting a distant image, the picture will be brought closer for display by your browser's little helper viewer.

To avoid pixel deterioration by exposure to sunlight, guests are requested to turn their monitors away from the window. Many of the more sensitive pictures have now been covered by a large green tarpaulin and can only be viewed by clicking on the name.

All these pictures are the work of the Haven's caretaker, Roger Penwill,
who, between dusting, undertakes commissions.


Stowed Computing pictures


and those under the only slightly grubby green tarpaulin...

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[ups.gif] [inline.gif] [antigla.gif] [rings1.gif] [newballs.gif]
[harsh.gif] [clicopen.gif] [inpixels.gif] [firstpok.gif] [patch.gif]
[cordless.gif] [tyres.gif] [believe.gif] [nyres.gif] [henry.gif]
[garbage.gif] [oldbox.gif] [roomview.gif] [whim.gif] [adage.gif]
[bgp2.gif] [mousjoke.gif] [lifesign.gif] [wauth.gif] [rover.gif]
[bite.gif] [matches.gif] [newmail.gif] [eyestrain.gif] [vidcon.gif]
[longer.gif] [hellsweb.gif] [airtraf.gif] [wysiwyg.gif] [comprage.gif]
[pinocch.gif] [modown.gif] [windtun.gif] [dinweb.gif] [scantie.gif]
[netstrin.gif] [wordpro.gif] [toolbars.gif] [aahchoo.gif] [gpsphil.gif]
Copyright © Roger Penwill 1999. All rights reserved.
No reproduction without permission.

Penwill

Stowed CAD pictures


and those under the somewhat musty brown tarpaulin...
(just brush off the mushrooms before viewing)

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[drawman.gif] [cadsave.gif] [fivesix.gif] [fooled.gif] [headdet.gif]
[acaduniv.gif] [verbmous.gif] [cardbord.gif] [sketch.gif] [mind.gif]
[dxf.gif] [introcad.gif] [house.cad] [lefthand.gif] [heights.gif]
[creative.gif] [sosudden.gif] [survey.gif]] [mastered.gif] [simrain.gif]
[intelli.gif] [brick.gif] [effic.gif] [mmedia.gif] [milwauk.gif]
[watching.gif] [bridge.gif]

Copyright © Roger Penwill 2000. All rights reserved.
No reproduction without permission.

Wine Cellar

Old Motherboard apologises for the wine stains on some of the pictures, but as the Haven's grape treading is carried out using the traditional hammer method, the occasional accident can happen.

The main wine produced here is the Haven Superior, a smooth full-bodied red with a fruity nose and fine right knee. To preserve its rarity value any requests for a bottle are refused.

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All this stuff is copyright © Roger Penwill 2000 and all mistakes are his. All rights reserved.
No reproduction without permission.
email:
roger@penwill.com