Tranquillity Haven's Visitors' Book

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Are there really any F.O.O.M.s (Friends of Old Motherboard) out there? If there are, then this little visitor's book is your chance to prove you exist. Do submit your comments and/or any witty, daft etc. suggestions for new wonder amusements for Tranquillity Haven.

Just click here to add your comments to this little volume the Caretaker is keeping!


Splendid display old chap, Do keep those wonderful little cartoon thingies comming. Much hilarity and guffaws to be had and indeed were had in quantities of much.
James Carey <james@yssabem.freeserve.co.uk>
UK - Tuesday, July 27, 1999 at 19:58:52 (BST)
I love your page. Come check out my page if you want. I draw some of my own stuff too. Keep up the cartooniery.
Reven <Darklord21@hotmail.com>
US - Wednesday, July 21, 1999 at 01:54:10 (BST)
Roger, excellent! I have just completed installing a new CAD network in the office(my day job!)and your CAD cartoons have really come alive! The draughtsmen now using the system(R14)are all close to retirement age and have just figured out how to turn on the PC! OH! By the way, I see from your snail mail address that you are south of the river, well, look out of your window northwards and to the right odf the Queen Elizabeth Bridge(Dartford Tunnel for locals!)and you see that stack blowing steam out? Yep! Thats where I work 9-5(can you see me waving? hee..hee!)Procter & Gambles London Plant, were we make all the Fairy Liquid....
Steve Hearn <drawn_4u@yahoo.com>
UK - Thursday, July 08, 1999 at 11:37:43 (BST)
Very nice. (Not succumbing to the entirely internal obligation to think of something witty) One man and his mac
Clive Goddard <clive.goddard@virgin.net>
UK - Tuesday, July 06, 1999 at 19:45:02 (BST)
Great site, thanks!
Jackie <j.britton@nmsi.ac.uk>
UK - Wednesday, June 23, 1999 at 18:53:38 (BST)
Ex-cel-lent!
James Kemsley <meggs@hinet.net.au>
Australia - Friday, June 18, 1999 at 15:27:52 (BST)
Hello again, Roger! Please NOTE my new e-mail address. Keep Kartooning!
Simon Ellinas <simon@humour.co.uk>
UK - Wednesday, June 16, 1999 at 22:27:58 (BST)
Triffic !!
Rob Cooper <rob.cooper@stratford.amec.co.uk>
UK - Wednesday, June 09, 1999 at 10:43:03 (BST)
This looks great, I wish I knew what it all meant!
Maura McFall <mauramac@ukonline.co.uk>
UK - Friday, May 21, 1999 at 11:42:31 (BST)
Wonderful!! Hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. Your cartoons put the often crazy, oh-too-serious computer world into perspective. I hope more people find your site & learn to laugh at the world..... & especially at computers ;-)
Bill Murch <wmurch@terrigal.net.au>
Australia - Friday, April 23, 1999 at 00:45:33 (BST)
Heh heh, I like it very much, laughed my ass off, so I did. Did I? Yes, you just said so. Oh, okay then. Ha ha ha...like that? Yes, thats it. Okay. Kay. Stop babbling then. I shall. Good. See ya....Beam me up Scottie.
Damian <dm093@students.stir.ac.uk>
Scotland - Saturday, April 17, 1999 at 23:20:44 (BST)
WOW! I can't believe this heavenly haven has been lurking here all this time and I never knew it!! Well...I know it now, so I'll be back and I'll send my friends--perhaps we could throw a tea party?
Joyce <jsaylor@pop.uky.edu>
US - Monday, March 08, 1999 at 21:12:47 (GMT)
How deliciously cool and tranquil after spending the whole year being beseiged by political nonsense, Tranquility Haven is a sweet dip, naked, in a quiet, pool of warm water.
Tuva <b.richter@cyberpass.net>
USA - Sunday, February 28, 1999 at 07:52:55 (GMT)
More please
Marten White <martenwhite@hotmail.com>
UK - Friday, February 12, 1999 at 19:52:59 (GMT)
Just joking, macs are fantastic and so are you. Lots of love , THE SICKOFANTIC BROTHERS
Will <beatboy48@aol.com>
UK - Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 23:44:21 (GMT)
Here you are about to buy a mac old boy. Perhaps P.Cs are more your style, you know, a little out of touch. The millenium's coming maybe you could stay in the 90's with all the other microsoft users. much love Will+Ross+Laura
Will <beatboy48@aol.com>
UK - Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 23:42:34 (GMT)
For engineers to admit that they are satisfied is almost impossible- there's always something..... In this case we are delighted customers.
Patrick Moore <bsc@bscconsulting.com>
UK - Sunday, January 24, 1999 at 21:32:15 (GMT)
Wonderful time we have had enjoying this site -will keep an eye on it for the regular updates -looking forward to the regular cartoons you are doing for BSC Patrick
Patrick Moore - BSC Consulting <ruthvenM@aol.com>
UK - Saturday, January 16, 1999 at 20:41:01 (GMT)
Anyone this funny should be far too busy with commissions to run a Website. Hope it happens big time for you soon, Roger
Ron McAvoy <ronald@ourstreet.freeserve.co.uk>
UK - Wednesday, December 30, 1998 at 22:29:29 (GMT)
Una Estupenda página. Mil y Una felicitaciones. (It´s a very good page. 1001 congratulations
Alain Utrera <venefact@etheron.net>
Venezuela - Wednesday, December 23, 1998 at 22:29:15 (GMT)
OOOOOHHHH Roger! I love all the um, er.... restorations you have done to the site! Thanks!
Tonya Stephens <tondini@bellsouth.net>
US - Monday, November 23, 1998 at 18:00:28 (GMT)
Some things are never what they seem but one should always be pleasantly surprised and we are
BOB <bob.lee@tesco.net>
UK - Friday, November 13, 1998 at 23:23:47 (GMT)
Just when I thought it was all getting too much - I stumbled onto your oasis - or was it a blur??
Neil B <kingfish@x-stream.co.uk>
UK - Tuesday, November 03, 1998 at 23:41:21 (GMT)
Lovely work,Rog...shame so few CCofGB members visit your site. I,ll give ,em a push.
Tony Ellis <tony.ellis@bigfoot.com>
UK - Sunday, October 25, 1998 at 21:38:33 (GMT)
Just brilliant,from an ex pom
Robert A Larson <Robert_Larson@moldflow.com>
australia - Tuesday, August 11, 1998 at 03:16:37 (BST)
Great stuff, Roger!
Simon Ellinas <simon@gcsl.co.uk>
UK - Monday, August 03, 1998 at 22:11:17 (BST)
What a brilliant page, life is so serious sometimes, it's great people have a sense of humour. With Love Ella
Ella Havell <eahjch@globalnet.co.uk>
UK - Saturday, July 18, 1998 at 12:23:28 (BST)
"funny, very funny..." The NEW GAG TIMES.
Humberto Decanini <70243.1370@compuserve.com>
usa - Wednesday, June 17, 1998 at 05:26:15 (BST)
Thanks a bunch!!! My boss now wants to impose a no clutter desk policy. Why I told her about your site I shall never forgive myself.....
Carole <carolemurray.robertson@virgin.net>
UK - Saturday, June 13, 1998 at 14:22:25 (BST)
OMIGOD OMIGOD I LUV YOOOOO!!!!! (much bouncing off VR walls; much cartwheeling--with legs bent, unfortunately, 'cuz I'm crap at gymnastics; hotel room key being thrown at monitor during fit of unbridled ecstasy...no, wait--that might've been the key to the office stationery cupboard....) Until I visited your website, I was unaware it was possible to have so much fun whilst remaining fully clothed.
Eleanor
UK - Tuesday, May 12, 1998 at 19:22:33 (BST)
Quite an interesting site! But how about giving few tips to a prospective new student on how best to enjoy the college please!!!
Jide ODUKO <Jide@comconsult.prestel.co.uk>
UK - Thursday, April 23, 1998 at 23:04:14 (BST)
this is not about motherboards! but it cheared moi.
tiny <tiny@tinyshouse.demon.uk>
UK - Friday, April 03, 1998 at 13:51:57 (BST)
HAHAHA..so funny... sent the URL to a few goodmates that will enjoy this page too :-) thanks for cracking me up HAHAHA..
aussie angel <julie@hartingdale.com.au>
Australia..Sydney - Wednesday, April 01, 1998 at 11:42:55 (BST)
Alright me old mate, how's life? Seems like no-one leaves messages during the winter months, oh well - sod 'em. As ever your drawings rule and here endeth the meassage. So tutty-bye Daddio, press that little button by your left knee, scream like a hound then run around, twist and turn and then sit down - and relax. "BIT ODD!" ybe (bye)- Your loony son.
The Twenty first year of spring
UK - Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 15:38:08 (GMT)
Can I have my 10% commission please!?
Dominic and Fellow anoraks
UK - Sunday, November 23, 1997 at 12:08:00 (GMT)
Site still as good as ever, lots to catch up on though, not having internet access for a few months. The WYSIWG joke should have a picture of a laptop rather than a desktop though (!!) since you can't see much on them! Oh, Roger - Yes, it is that Andrew Smith!
Andrew Smith <AndyISmith@aol.com>
UK - Tuesday, November 18, 1997 at 21:58:06 (GMT)
Hi; really like tech humor and your site was not exception.... keep up the good work!! Check our Rick London's site (London's Times) cartoons. We look forward to hearing what you think) Regards, Kristen GREAT SOUTHERN WRITERS SYNDICATE
Kristen Twedt <force@c-gate.net>
USA - Wednesday, October 29, 1997 at 00:38:08 (GMT)
Very Interesting! I can't tell if teen wolf is a friend of yours, or if you've just spent an amazing amount of energy if the same direction that I have. I currently man a supervisory position at N & W Railroad. It would appear that business is going nowhere but things should be looking up. Have a great day! B. Campbell as in soup
Byron Campbell <Brenda w@mounet.com>
USA - Monday, September 15, 1997 at 02:44:00 (BST)
I found your site to be quite amusing and enjoyable. Keep up the good work!
K. Barry
USA - Friday, August 08, 1997 at 22:00:02 (BST)
This is a wonderful site to pass the time away...I could'nt be happier. You are a great artist!
Misty <MistyB@concentric.net>
USA - Thursday, August 07, 1997 at 07:41:03 (BST)
This is a wonderful site to pass the time away...I could'nt be happier. You are a great artist!
Misty <MistyB@concentric.net>
USA - Thursday, August 07, 1997 at 07:38:58 (BST)
Cute, Funny, Cool, what else can I say. I personaly think it is better than Dilbert. You have my support!!!
Mimmers
US - Friday, July 25, 1997 at 08:58:58 (BST)
I have no clue what this is--but add stuff for people with short attention spans!
Eileen <EFSchaub@aol.com>
US - Wednesday, July 16, 1997 at 21:11:53 (BST)
Well done I'm impressed, as time passes I often think of myself as an animated character often sporting spiky hair, its fun to dress up
A friend of a friend of your son <Helpme.@i'm@...g..oingmad.>
UK - Monday, July 07, 1997 at 10:32:31 (BST)
It would appear that you are rather less sane than I had previously assumed- hat.
your son
UK - Wednesday, July 02, 1997 at 12:21:22 (BST)
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND MANUALS FOR A GOOD 486 MOTHER BOARD ON THE NET I'VE LOOKED FOR HOURS AND STILL NOT TO BE FOUND
cptn hyliner <hyliner@interlog.com>
canada - Sunday, June 29, 1997 at 18:13:50 (BST)
Creating is hard work. Occasionally one needs a rest and an little help from others. There is a list circulating among government e-mail nowadays entitled The 56 BEst Nerd T-Shirt Slogans. An example: REALITY.SYS Not Found -- Universe Halted. Another: C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN. This list could spark your creativity and save you some brain cells, and you wouldn't be plagiarizing. Worth a try. Enjoyed your little rest stop on the highway of cyberlife, a veritable Route 66 as people like to believe it used to be. Thanks.
Jim Couzzourt <jcuz@amaonline.com>
USA - Tuesday, June 03, 1997 at 03:45:20 (BST)
SUM FYNE STUFF! Well worth a return trip another red-eyed evening. You're bookmarked!
Roger Cornell
- Wednesday, May 28, 1997 at 05:56:30 (BST)
Thank you for your light hearted approach to a sometimes mind blowing CAD world. All the best from the deep south.
Ken Bateman <ken.bateman@contact-energy.co.nz>
New Zealand - Tuesday, May 13, 1997 at 00:25:04 (BST)
Our first outing into virtual reality and we wind up here! Could be worse, I suppose! We'll be back!
CLIFFORD TEE + GALE <zb56@dial.pipex.com>
UK - Thursday, April 24, 1997 at 13:07:24 (BST)
A this is cool, Surfs up.
Big Kev <honeymnster@hotmail.com>
UK - Friday, April 18, 1997 at 16:25:25 (BST)
I think that what your culte did about two weeks ago is realy stupid because of the fact that they realy belived that a alien space ship would pick them up. The went strite to hell.
Miss. Tea <N/A>
United States - Wednesday, April 16, 1997 at 16:44:01 (BST)
What a crowd of space cadets. What happened the good old stiff upper lip????? Between the lot of you you couldn't draw a conclusion - but I enjoyed. Just noticed ' space CADet' !!! It's the way you tell 'em Greetings from the sunny South West - pollution free, virus free sex free, politics free, (usually spelled with a B)
Alec. Quinn <aquinn@rsl.rtc-limerick.ie>
ireland - Monday, April 14, 1997 at 20:55:42 (BST)
Excellent!! If these toons replaced all those dull adverts, this whole web thing would be a much better place. Thanks for the laugh. Easty..
Brian Eastwod <d96be@luton.ac.uk>
UK - Monday, April 14, 1997 at 18:04:24 (BST)
What's so funny
Marion <boenders@arcc.or.ke>
Kenya - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 11:24:53 (BST)
I picked up several additions for my tackboard - thanx. You give Dilbert a run for the money.
Gail Pruszkowski <caddguy@voicenet.com>
USA - Saturday, April 05, 1997 at 02:05:17 (BST)
The CAD cartoons are hillarious, and somewhat true.
Chris Rickman <crickman@upc.com>
USA - Friday, April 04, 1997 at 23:11:35 (BST)
COOL
mike ramos
U.S.A - Wednesday, April 02, 1997 at 20:10:00 (BST)
I Love it ! I never see such a good cartoon on Computer. Mr. Penwill, You MAKE IT!
Tony Chua <tchua@bostech.com>
HONG KONG - Monday, March 31, 1997 at 23:45:36 (BST)
rib splitting....I love it!
Ron Long <rlong@idir.net>
USA - Thursday, March 20, 1997 at 05:53:14 (GMT)
Whoever said computers were boring?
John Estrada <john.estrada@jacobs.com>
USA - Wednesday, March 19, 1997 at 20:13:38 (GMT)
Some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on the web...
Mark Manzano <Mpanthera@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 15, 1997 at 22:03:26 (GMT)
Thanks for the laughs. You make me smile. Keep up the good work. I hope to enjoy more soon!
M Lewis <mlewis05@sprynet.com>
US - Thursday, March 13, 1997 at 05:41:45 (GMT)
Finally, instead of fixing computers, etc., I can laugh again. Great Show! Thanks for the chuckles!
Mary <MSSCH@concentric.net>
USA - Thursday, March 13, 1997 at 03:34:25 (GMT)
Nicely done! Any chance of getting downloads of selected cartoons to share with friends?
Paul <psschroe@cloudnet.com>
USA - Friday, March 07, 1997 at 15:06:15 (GMT)
Excellent cartoons, making great jokes from something that we work so hard on and that frustrates every day.
N.B.
UK - Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 09:01:48 (GMT)
You made my day! Thanks, from a new fan.
JohnJ <johnsnje@erols.com>
USA - Sunday, January 26, 1997 at 03:46:54 (GMT)
great site, had fun!
ken.
usa - Saturday, January 18, 1997 at 06:07:31 (GMT)
Great CADD'toons! It's great to be able to laugh at what you work so hard to accomplish on the CPU.
DB <IAREDEYE@AOL.COM>
USA - Wednesday, January 15, 1997 at 06:04:25 (GMT)
WOW!! This is kinda neat!! You have a great imagination!! Keep up the good work and all that cheesy stuff. See ya in the funny papers!!TTFN
Lisa <lgrbmcjd@hotmail.com>
usa - Monday, January 13, 1997 at 19:40:55 (GMT)
Nice set-up you have here! Just thought I'd drop in and say congratulations before I go surfing by! see you in the office! r.clarke.
richard clarke <richard@centrenet.co.uk>
UK - Sunday, January 12, 1997 at 13:47:26 (GMT)
You have a good thing going. This is my first time looking at your comics and I laughed a bunch!!! Keep up the good work
April <tazrail@bright.net>
USA - Wednesday, January 08, 1997 at 03:56:11 (GMT)
A very funny site. We want more!! :)
Daniel Browning <djbrowni@csm.uwe.ac.uk>
UK - Tuesday, December 17, 1996 at 01:22:45 (GMT)
Best computer/CAD cartoons I've seen; and so true to real life!
Tim Armstrong <tarmstro@frmail.rosemount.com>
UK - Friday, December 06, 1996 at 17:05:01 (GMT)
Brilliant! It's amazing what you come across when, out of web-boredom, you do a search on your surname!
Matthew Penwill <matt@dass.co.nz>
New Zealand - Sunday, November 24, 1996 at 05:59:33 (GMT)
It is good to have a sense of humour - especially when working on CAD.
Andrew May <BRADDESGN@AOL>
UK - Saturday, November 09, 1996 at 08:45:13 (GMT)
Great Where's The toilet?
I P Freely <er>
I Guess - Friday, November 01, 1996 at 11:05:49 (GMT)
Quite pleasing.
F. A. Mondo <famondo@leadbelt.com>
USA - Sunday, October 27, 1996 at 17:07:39 (GMT)
Great site, funny. This'll brighten up monday mornings around here anyway! Thanks
Jamie <Not disclosed>
UK - Thursday, October 17, 1996 at 09:09:27 (BST)
Hi! Your cartoons are very good!Thaks!I'ii came back again!sometime.
Hideto Yamaguchi <hideto@po.palf.co.jp>
JAPAN - Monday, October 07, 1996 at 03:29:08 (BST)
What can I say: Yet another bookmark to be added to the list ...
Claude Wangen <101324.1250@compuserve.com>
Luxembourg - Saturday, October 05, 1996 at 20:12:12 (BST)
Hello 'it's a knockout team member extraordiaire' what a brills site Roger - v. impressed. hope to see you Tuesday at CCGB meeting, drinks on the Treasurer! Hope you and yours have recovered from Sunday. Cheers for now.
jill & Graham (aka The Hit Man & Her) <Not yet but very soon>
UK - Tuesday, October 01, 1996 at 00:01:20 (BST)
Get your CAD bit working. We couldn't attatch. Greate sensa uma. Who set your web pages up? What colour socks do you wear?. Do you like butter on scones? How often do you cut the grass?. Ever been to Pine Bluff Arkansas? Ever sat on an interface?. do you have pixels at the bottom of the Garden? Why are we here?. Great site, thanx for the laughs! Ugs n kisses from us both.
Kevin Smith (Kes) & Jim Moss (Fez) <moss@worldscope.co.uk>
UK - Monday, September 30, 1996 at 16:17:27 (BST)
So tranquil, I can't think of anything to say. >>The leading edge of being past it>> that feels just about right. Cheers, nice one.
Jim Kitson <aries@dircon.co.uk>
UK - Sunday, July 28, 1996 at 00:06:49 (BST)
What a delight. Some really witty cartoons. I love "Readme.Doc" If only all Web sites were so entertaining. Keep up the good work.
David Lee <aristarc@argonet.co.uk>
UK - Monday, July 15, 1996 at 18:40:22 (BST)
I LIKE THIS SITE VERY, VERY CRAZY.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
RRUIZTE <rruizte@mail.internet.com.mx>
MÉXICO, DISTRITO FEDERAL MÉXICO - Tuesday, July 09, 1996 at 20:29:58 (BST)
Is this what I have spent all this money for? I'm so tranquil now I don't really care. Bye.
Andrew Smith <andrew@xca.sonnet.co.uk>
UK - Saturday, July 06, 1996 at 01:46:20 (BST)
Hi there F.O.O.M.s! This is Old Motherboard just checking that the visitors' book works. It seems to, so I look forward to reading your comments.
Old Motherboard <penwill@netlink.co.uk>
UK - Sunday, June 30, 1996 at 10:50:11 (BST)

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