Old Motherboard's Tranquillity Haven's
Weekly Events Calendar
To enhance your visit to Tranquillity Haven, these
value-added activities are offered for the enjoyment of guests,
although usual restrictions apply, particularly after
Please assemble on the old cricket square, which Old Motherboard now feels
is quite safe as it has been almost completely cleared of bear-traps and
the like in accordance with EU directives on Unpleasant Devices for
Guest Control in Leisure Facilities.
TREASURE HUNT. Find the computer screws.
Approximate duration 12 hours, or longer if dark.
A real silver-effect plastic cup, a hand-tooled certificate in fine
biro script and a wet F.O.O.M. tee-shirt will be emailled to the winner.
FEAST OF THE PIXELS. Colourful, low-resolution, on-screen parade. Celebrating 1000 years of computing.
Come along and click your mouse as you join in the singalong* fun.
*only with Brainzapper Model EEARGH000 128-bit sound cards or compatibles.
Ongoing visits to serial ports.
(Packed lunch available)
ORGANISED COMPUTER GAMES.
Game 1: Throwing the bubblejet cartridge.
Game 2: Flip the dipswitch.
Game 3: Blindfolded SIMMS installation.
Game 4: Computer swivel chair race.
(Afternoon free for guests to amuse themselves)
Points awarded for:-
most static generated by one person;
most equipment ruined by single personís static;
greatest static range .
(Current record: across 3 workstations, corridor and tea-urn.)
MAC users versus PC users COMPUTER BRAGGING COMPETITION.
Please bring own wellies.
Portable computers must have battery and own user attached.
MOST COLOURFUL COMPUTER COMPETITION.
Beige or black only please.
Followed by virtual campfire singalong in the laundry.(Outside if wet).
All this stuff is copyright © Roger Penwill 2000 and
all mistakes are his. All rights reserved. No reproduction without permission.